2. “Reset. Restore. Rebuild.” < “Reduce, reuse, recycle.” < “Reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna.”
3. Oh my god, one guy spits in Fake Captain America’s face and he screams at him. He is not prepared for this job.
4. Alright, someone explain to me how Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan are in Germany – again – right now. Who is paying for this? We know they don’t get paid for being superheroes.
5. This Sebastian Stan/Daniel Brühl scene would mean a lot more to me if I remembered anything about their dynamic.
6. “Super soldier serum” is this show’s version of the Riverdale “serial killer gene.”
7. ♫ Here’s a recap of Daniel Brühl’s wrongdoings, courtesy of Anthony Mackie. ♫
8. I don’t know how to explain it properly, but Anthony Mackie just said, “They’re pushing you off the deep end” in a really off way and I do not like it.
9. The meatware!! THE MEATWARE!!
10. I am into this Daniel-Brühl-escapes scene.
11. But Anthony Mackie, of course Daniel Brühl was gonna show up in that garage room. Why are you surprised? How else did you think this could end?
12. Daniel Brühl’s coat!!!!!!!!
13. This old guy on the plane is either evil or he’s gonna die. I hope the former.
14. Oh yeah, the Red Skull! Lol the guy who pulled off his face to reveal a wild face underneath. That was bananas.