Riverdale Archie Roasted Moments

by Buzz Street Times

As far as Riverdale guys go, Archie Andrews is a wonderful, lovable dude.

He’s also, however, very easy to make fun of.**


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**As are all Riverdale characters.

See what I mean? Look at the poor guy, he’s practically begging to be roasted.

Here are 21 times Riverdale characters dragged Archie so, so hard:

1.

First, when Josie had this less-than-enthusiastic response to Archie wanting to work on music with the Pussycats:


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Ironically, Josie and Archie ended up being one of my favorite romances later on.

2.

When his dad was not here for his wannabe High School Musical angst:


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Nobody cares about this subplot, Archie!

3.

When Veronica hit him with this zinger:

4.

When Kevin gently reminded him that basically everyone on the planet witnessed his disastrous variety show audition:

5.

When Jughead roasted Archie’s attempt at being sentimental:

6.

When Valerie ended him with one sentence:

7.

And then hit him with this ice-cold comeback:

8.

And THEN absolutely obliterated his entire existence:


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Okay, I actually felt bad for him here, but DAMN.

9.

When Betty said what needed to be said:

10.

When Reggie called out his poorly thought-out defense strategy:

11.

When Weatherbee was less-than-impressed by Archie’s Red Circle initiative:


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I think this is just all of us reacting to that video.

12.

When Cheryl took both Archie and Jughead down with this iconic line:

13.

When Chuck had this, uh, interesting choice of words for him at wrestling tryouts:

14.

When Jughead had the misfortune of hearing Varchie hooking up and roasted the both of them:

15.

When his mom absolutely came for his NECK:

16.

When his dad was not here for his “it’s just an expensive sports car the Lodges bribed me with” routine:

17.

When Hiram pointed out that Archie’s strategy for finding the Black Hood was, in fact, unbelievably dumb:


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Okay, Hiram SUCKS, but this was funny.

18.

And when he not-so-subtly told Archie to stop creepily sneaking into his office:


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Again, Hiram is trash, but I chuckled here.

19.

When even the judge thought he was dumb for accepting the plea deal:


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I know Archie just didn’t want to put his family and friends through another trial, but DUDE.

20.

When Josie gave him the wakeup call of a lifetime:

21.

And finally, when Jughead made sure that these cursed words would never, ever leave Archie’s mouth again:

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